Bumper Crop of Motivationals
via Adam, Erry
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Oct 2
her mother overseas. When the man told her it would cost $300, she exclaimed: "I don't have
any money." But I'd do ANYTHING to get a message to my mother." The man arched an eyebrow (as we would expect). "Anything?" he asked. "Yes, yes, anything" the blonde promised. Well, then, "Just follow me" said the man as he walked towards the next room.
The blonde did as she was told and followed the man. " Come in and close the door" the man said. She did. He then said "Now get on your knees." She did. "Now take down my zipper." She did. "Now go ahead ... take it out....." He said. She reached in and grabbed it with both hands . Then paused. The man closed his eyes and whispered .. "Well ... go ahead then." The blonde slowly brought her mouth closer to it and while holding it
close to her lips, ....
tentatively said ...."Hello. Mum, can you hear me?"
The Best Blonde Joke of the Year?
A blonde went into a world wide message centre to send a message toher mother overseas. When the man told her it would cost $300, she exclaimed: "I don't have
any money." But I'd do ANYTHING to get a message to my mother." The man arched an eyebrow (as we would expect). "Anything?" he asked. "Yes, yes, anything" the blonde promised. Well, then, "Just follow me" said the man as he walked towards the next room.
The blonde did as she was told and followed the man. " Come in and close the door" the man said. She did. He then said "Now get on your knees." She did. "Now take down my zipper." She did. "Now go ahead ... take it out....." He said. She reached in and grabbed it with both hands . Then paused. The man closed his eyes and whispered .. "Well ... go ahead then." The blonde slowly brought her mouth closer to it and while holding it
close to her lips, ....
tentatively said ...."Hello. Mum, can you hear me?"
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Sep 24
Windows 7 launch party parody is bleeping genius
via engadget.com
Very funny remix of Window's launch party idea video. Go through to this site to see the original (my advice is not to bother - this version is much better!)
http://www.engadget.com/2009/09/24/video-windows-7-launch-party-parody-is-bleeping-genius/
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