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I can only imagine that this is a Glaswegian kitten

You gotta reboot your Internet to get the *newest* webs.

Some very funny quotes on here: http://parentsonline.tumblr.com/

This is pretty cool. Drag the bar up and down to see how this model looked before and after hair/make-up.

Those crazy Dutch!

Really?

This quote says it all:

"Dean Qiongxiu, 66, said she discovered the reptile clinging to the wall of her bedroom with its talons in the middle of the night."

1. Dean is a boy's name. Everybody knows this.
2. Clinging to the wall of her bedroom with its talons? So not only is it a snake that has a 100 million year genetic throwback, but it's also still got the ability not only to control that foot but to HOP UP A WALL with it?

If it is all real and I'm just a cynic, Dean had better realise that she just beat to death her best chance of owning a world-class freakshow.

It looks to me more like someone's stuck a fake arm on a snake with superglue and picked a bad fake name. Someone, please correct me.

via Erry

You seriously have to check out the rest of these (here: http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/picturegalleries/howaboutthat/5230467/No-Regrets-The-Best-Worst-and-Most-Ridiculous-Tattoos-Ever.html)

via Gareth